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Nickname/s
Shrek sometimes (don't ask) but usually I am known as THE BOY.
Date of Birth
26th May 1991.
Bats
Right-handed.
Bowls
Dirty little medium pacers that get me about 6 wickets a season. And somehow I started opening for essex!!!!!!!!.
Specialist Fielding Position
Slip cuz i pluck 'em. And 'cows' cuz I'm familiar with it when I bat.
Best Batting
75 not out in 12 overs against the worst team in the world (South Woodham Ferrers), also 62 in 32 balls for the 4th XI (Webby was luving it big time) and also a massive 9472 in my garden facing my 6 yr old sister. She is a batter rather than a demon bowler.
Best Bowling
Probably 1 for 112 or something like that. But when I bowl demon bouncers at 45mph then I get figures like 4 for 16.
Previous Clubs
None what so ever. Brentwood is home!!
Brentwood CC Member since
2001
On-field Club duties
U15 captain when Rocky can't handle the pressure. What a joke!!! And also big cow (not literally). Everyone gets told to stay in until I get told to play my own game. What is that???
Off-field Club duties
Professional Poker player. Slip in a couple of hundred while in a general cotching position.
Awards
U15 player of the year at Brentwood, World player of the year 2005, sexiest man alive and the world poker championship on gameboy!!!!!
Little known personal fact
I'm Mancunian if you know wat that means??? Also I generally cotch while not being watched by Hong Lai, because he eats dogs. And Park Ji Sung is my uncle!!!!
Sporting hero(es)
My dad. He played for about a million billion different footie teams. Tottenham, Bordeaux, Man City, Chelsea, Arsenal (even tho he got sold before he played) and some other teams!!!!
Hobbies or Interests
Footie, Cricket, G ball, Pool, and generally cotching.
Worst Moment
When I found myself in a bit of a predicament when on the south side of the island of Papua New Guinea whilst generally cotchin. I had to give Gideon a bell to help me out!!!
Most Memorable Match
When I got 9472 runs in the garden against my 6 yr old sister, or does that not count??? Probably when I got 56 for essex against Somerset and they had a lary, lanky bowler who bowled me on 48 when it was a no-ball. I then went on to bowl the F***** out!!!!!
Other
Martin Jol is bald!!!!
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